How To Play Bathroom Survivor
When I was sixteen, my father got me my first summer job. I worked at my county’s Transportation division. It was a relatively cushy job where I sat around playing […]
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations Of Dinosaur Extinctions
Blog, I’ve neglected you. You have fallen into the pattern of things I have but never remember to update because the interface isn’t as inane as Tumblr or as personal […]
Everyone Run, I’m Cooking Again!
Look at this pasta. Seriously. Hot Carl and I have started another quest this year. The deal is that I promised I’d help him eat healthily if he’d help me […]
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot…2010 In Review
2010 is finally at its close. Unlike 2009, which was an absolutely abysmal year for me, 2010 was pretty bangin’. I do have quite a bit more work to do […]
SPIRIT POKEMON, I CHOOSE YOU
The big thing on hipster-mecca Tumblr right now are Spirit Pokémon comics. The original was drawn by secretcat and it just kind of took off like a rocket after that. […]
Jingle Bells and other Holiday Et Ceteras
I have never been much of a Christmas person. Give me Halloween any day over Christmas. I’ve never been a very religious person, so the whole “Jesus being born” thing […]
Abandoned Places, Part 1: A New Hope
(For shame, a Trekkie quoting Star Wars? DEAL WITH IT) So one of the things I’ve been obsessed with as of late are abandoned places. Not just any old abandoned […]
Ctrl + Z (Or, if you’re one of those fancy Mac people, Command + Z)
I think I figured out what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time. When I have a public blog, I write about things that seem important, then just…stop. This totally […]
Mischief and Modeling, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Myself
Sorry, guys and gals (and everything in between!). I always feel like that whenever I get a new blog, I forget about it and/or have nothing of importance to write […]
The Morro Castle: A Nautical Disaster To Be Remembered
What better first post than one about nautical disasters? This summer, my family went on our yearly pilgrimage to Long Beach Island. We’ve been going there since I was little, […]
Elyse Explosion 