Nostalgiabomb: Treasure Cove!
I was very young when my dad brought home our first computer. It was the very early 90s and Dad came home from work with a big, bulking laptop that […]
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Hello, June! TT’s May Favorites
I always do this. Without fail I get inspiration for a few entries in a row, then fail to update for close to three months at a time. WOO GO […]
TT Review: The Life of Reilly
So my dearest Amanda has been the best person in the entire world lately and has allowed me to use her Netflix streaming on my Roku, because I can only […]
Elyse & Cheese: A Love Story
Everyone, I have a problem. That problem is cheese. “But how?” you may ask. “You’re not lactose intolerant, Elyse! How can cheese be a problem?” The problem is that cheese […]
I am REALLY FUCKING GOOD at Wheel of Fortune.
Dear Pat, Vanna, Merv, and all you wonderful folks down at Sony Pictures Entertainment: This is half blog post, half open letter to the casting crew for Wheel of Fortune. […]
Tattooed Trilobite Book Review: Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris
I make my first venture back into public blogging with a book review that will probably turn into a rant. Hooray! Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk is the first David Sedaris book […]
How To Play Bathroom Survivor
When I was sixteen, my father got me my first summer job. I worked at my county’s Transportation division. It was a relatively cushy job where I sat around playing […]
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations Of Dinosaur Extinctions
Blog, I’ve neglected you. You have fallen into the pattern of things I have but never remember to update because the interface isn’t as inane as Tumblr or as personal […]
Everyone Run, I’m Cooking Again!
Look at this pasta. Seriously. Hot Carl and I have started another quest this year. The deal is that I promised I’d help him eat healthily if he’d help me […]
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot…2010 In Review
2010 is finally at its close. Unlike 2009, which was an absolutely abysmal year for me, 2010 was pretty bangin’. I do have quite a bit more work to do […]
Elyse Explosion 