TT Review: The Life of Reilly
So my dearest Amanda has been the best person in the entire world lately and has allowed me to use her Netflix streaming on my Roku, because I can only […]
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Elyse & Cheese: A Love Story
Everyone, I have a problem. That problem is cheese. “But how?” you may ask. “You’re not lactose intolerant, Elyse! How can cheese be a problem?” The problem is that cheese […]
I am REALLY FUCKING GOOD at Wheel of Fortune.
Dear Pat, Vanna, Merv, and all you wonderful folks down at Sony Pictures Entertainment: This is half blog post, half open letter to the casting crew for Wheel of Fortune. […]
Tattooed Trilobite Book Review: Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris
I make my first venture back into public blogging with a book review that will probably turn into a rant. Hooray! Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk is the first David Sedaris book […]
How To Play Bathroom Survivor
When I was sixteen, my father got me my first summer job. I worked at my county’s Transportation division. It was a relatively cushy job where I sat around playing […]
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations Of Dinosaur Extinctions
Blog, I’ve neglected you. You have fallen into the pattern of things I have but never remember to update because the interface isn’t as inane as Tumblr or as personal […]
Everyone Run, I’m Cooking Again!
Look at this pasta. Seriously. Hot Carl and I have started another quest this year. The deal is that I promised I’d help him eat healthily if he’d help me […]
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot…2010 In Review
2010 is finally at its close. Unlike 2009, which was an absolutely abysmal year for me, 2010 was pretty bangin’. I do have quite a bit more work to do […]
SPIRIT POKEMON, I CHOOSE YOU
The big thing on hipster-mecca Tumblr right now are Spirit Pokémon comics. The original was drawn by secretcat and it just kind of took off like a rocket after that. […]
Jingle Bells and other Holiday Et Ceteras
I have never been much of a Christmas person. Give me Halloween any day over Christmas. I’ve never been a very religious person, so the whole “Jesus being born” thing […]
Elyse Explosion 